Three Men in A Boat by Jerome K. Jerome

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And three minutes later they were back in the centre again.

After that, they simply couldn’t get anywhere else.  Whatever way they turned brought them back to the middle.  It became so regular at length, that some of the people stopped there, and waited for the others to take a walk round, and come back to them.  Harris drew out his map again, after a while, but the sight of it only infuriated the mob, and they told him to go and curl his hair with it.  Harris said that he couldn’t help feeling that, to a certain extent, he had become unpopular.

They all got crazy at last, and sang out for the keeper, and the man came and climbed up the ladder outside, and shouted out directions to them.  But all their heads were, by this time, in such a confused whirl that they were incapable of grasping anything, and so the man told them to stop where they were, and he would come to them.  They huddled together, and waited; and he climbed down, and came in.

He was a young keeper, as luck would have it, and new to the business; and when he got in, he couldn’t find them, and he wandered about, trying to get to them, and then he got lost.  They caught sight of him, every now and then, rushing about the other side of the hedge, and he would see them, and rush to get to them, and they would wait there for about five minutes, and then he would reappear again in exactly the same spot, and ask them where they had been.

They had to wait till one of the old keepers came back from his dinner before they got out.

Harris said he thought it was a very fine maze, so far as he was a judge; and we agreed that we would try to get George to go into it, on our way back.

 

CHAPTER VII.

The river in its Sunday garb.—Dress on the river.—A chance for the men.—Absence of taste in Harris.—George’s blazer.—A day with the fashion-plate young lady.—Mrs. Thomas’s tomb.—The man who loves not graves and coffins and skulls.—Harris mad.—His views on George and Banks and lemonade.—He performs tricks.

It was while passing through Moulsey Lock that Harris told me about his maze experience.  It took us some time to pass through, as we were the only boat, and it is a big lock.  I don’t think I ever remember to have seen Moulsey Lock, before, with only one boat in it.  It is, I suppose, Boulter’s not even excepted, the busiest lock on the river.

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