Three Men in A Boat by Jerome K. Jerome

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Man and pole

And it would all have gone on being grand if he had not unfortunately, while looking round to enjoy the scenery, taken just one step more than there was any necessity for, and walked off the punt altogether.  The pole was firmly fixed in the mud, and he was left clinging to it while the punt drifted away.  It was an undignified position for him.  A rude boy on the bank immediately yelled out to a lagging chum to “hurry up and see real monkey on a stick.”

I could not go to his assistance, because, as ill-luck would have it, we had not taken the proper precaution to bring out a spare pole with us.  I could only sit and look at him.  His expression as the pole slowly sank with him I shall never forget; there was so much thought in it.

I watched him gently let down into the water, and saw him scramble out, sad and wet.  I could not help laughing, he looked such a ridiculous figure.  I continued to chuckle to myself about it for some time, and then it was suddenly forced in upon me that really I had got very little to laugh at when I came to think of it.  Here was I, alone in a punt, without a pole, drifting helplessly down mid-stream—possibly towards a weir.

I began to feel very indignant with my friend for having stepped overboard and gone off in that way.  He might, at all events, have left me the pole.

I drifted on for about a quarter of a mile, and then I came in sight of a fishing-punt moored in mid-stream, in which sat two old fishermen.  They saw me bearing down upon them, and they called out to me to keep out of their way.

“I can’t,” I shouted back.

“But you don’t try,” they answered.

I explained the matter to them when I got nearer, and they caught me and lent me a pole.  The weir was just fifty yards below.  I am glad they happened to be there.

The first time I went punting was in company with three other fellows; they were going to show me how to do it.  We could not all start together, so I said I would go down first and get out the punt, and then I could potter about and practice a bit until they came.

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