5 Questions All Yalies Are Tired Of Answering
Feb 9, 2017
We’ve all been there: Someone finds out you go to Yale, and the same laundry list of questions inevitably follows. Here are the five...
100 Pieces Buzzfeed Won’t Let Me Publish About Meat
Feb 3, 2017
I Put A GoPro Inside Of Meat 6 Grey’s Anatomy GIFs And Then One Hundred Thousand Pictures Of Meat All The Slabs Of...
Five Things I Wish I’d Known During The College Application Process
Jan 9, 2017
As high school seniors eagerly await their college admissions decisions, I’ve been reflecting on the five things I wish I’d known when I started...
Literally Every Yalie’s Christmas Wish List
Dec 16, 2016
Bass Library LEGO set Hammer for destroying the LEGO Bass Library Life-size Yale Shuttle toy that always shows up when you need it...
Feb 13, 2017
The Yale Record’s Game Shirts!
Dec 1, 2015
The Yale Record’s Second Fabulous Game Shirt!
Nov 4, 2014
The Yale Record’s Fabulous Game Shirt!
Nov 3, 2014
Are You Attractive According To Science?
Feb 22, 2017
Do You Have What It Takes To Be My New Grandma?
Jan 21, 2017
Are You a Conspiracy Theorist?
Dec 5, 2016
Should You Stop Watching Gilmore Girls?
Nov 28, 2016
America’s Sweetheart: When This Fan’s Horse Got Sick, Taylor Swift Euthanized It Onstage
Mar 1, 2017
CLEVELAND — Pop sensation Taylor Swift had a special surprise for one lucky fan during her sold-out concert at the Quicken Loans Arena this...
Yale Corporation: We Changed Calhoun College Name Fifty Years Ago
Feb 11, 2017
Marshella Margarita, Chairwoman of the Yale Corporation, announced earlier today a surprise half-centennial celebration of the renaming of Calhoun College. Her irritation at leaving the...
DeVos Confirmed After Promising Republican Senators Double Recess, Pizza Fridays
Feb 7, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Senate confirmed Republican mega-donor Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education on Tuesday, after DeVos managed to secure fifty votes by...
Trump Orders Covert Operation To Kill White House Press Corps
Feb 1, 2017
National Security Advisor Michael T. Flynn today announced the successful elimination of the majority of the White House Press Corps. “With dozens of assassinations...
Yale Student Relieved He Can Use “Going to Yale” As His Interesting Fact Over The Holidays
Jan 8, 2017
Jacob Richardson ‘20 is reportedly very thankful to be back in his hometown over winter break. He has been reunited with his family, and...
Student Creates Return Receipt System For Dating
Dec 30, 2016
In what experts call a revolutionary new way to combine romance, self-help, and sexual objectification, Jessica Meyers MC ’18, president of the Yale Entrepreneurial...
Statement Of Warranty On The Trump Presidency
Dec 30, 2016
The results of the 2016 election are not the responsibility of Secretary Clinton, her campaign, or any of her associates. There are no refunds...
Rudolph Dons Blue Nose To Protest Election Results
Dec 28, 2016
Rudolph, longtime navigator of Santa Claus’s sleigh, has confirmed reports that his nose was blue during Christmas Eve gift deliveries. The change of nose...
The Funniest Possible Donald J. Trump Cartoon
Oct 11, 2016
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The Adventures of Selfie-Man
Nov 5, 2014
Lesser-Known Nostradamus Prophecies
Dec 11, 2016
Point, Counterpoint: I Go To Yale, So I Am Smart
Dec 5, 2016
Things To Tell Yourself About Yale To Make You Feel Better About The Fact That George W. Bush Went Here
Oct 19, 2016
Freshman Issues For The Freshman Issue
Oct 17, 2016
The Yale Record Does Not Endorse Hillary Clinton
Oct 26, 2016
You Dumb Motherfuckers, By James Madison
Sep 20, 2016
It’s Me: Your Facebook Friend Who Is Apparently Racist Now
Oct 21, 2016
New Haven Green to Be Converted to Six Flags
May 6, 2016
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