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“Say Yes to the Dress” Spinoffs That Didn’t Make it to Air
From the Fashion Issue
Say Okay to the Toupee
Say At Least It Was Free to the Schwarzman Center Tee
Say I Can’t Believe...
Creative Activities For Your Company’s Corporate Retreat
Guess who wrote that passive-aggressive note on the yogurt
“Fix” the Q2 2017 income statements to account for the $10 million discrepancy in...
The Record’s Top Seven Elevator Conversation Starters
Happy Monday! Have you checked out the new herbal teas in the employee break room? Also, please kill me.
I have been growing...
5 Gentiles At Yale
Three guys on the crew team named Whitaker: These guys seem to have everything, but one thing they don’t have is an eternal covenant...
NEWSROOM
Local Teen Detained By Homeland Security For Repeatedly Referring To Slumber Party As “Sleeper Cell”
SOUTH OTSELIC, NY—Hailing it as an “inspired example of multi-agency cooperation” and “tactful use” of breaching charges placed against the door of the Brown...
Leaked Copy Of Trump’s Answers To The Dummy “Which Sex and the City Character Are You” Quiz BuzzFeed Reporters Used To Get The Cohen-Russia Scoop
Who’s your ideal man?
Mr. Big
Steve Brady
Trey MacDougal
My longtime attorney, Michael Cohen, who I personally instructed to lie to Congress...
Student Finally Joins Local DSA After Fifth Unsuccessful Tinder Date
NEW HAVEN, CT -- After yet another disappointing first date at the Shake Shack on Chapel Street, Devin Hostleman '21 has sworn off Tinder...
Peabody 1 To Become Four-Story Patagonia Megastore
NEW HAVEN, CT — In a report issued Tuesday to the city of New Haven, Patagonia, Inc. has announced plans to complete their buyout of...
Embattled DKE Rebrands to LEO
NEW HAVEN, CT — Facing yet another wave of censure for its hostile sexual climate and countless confirmed allegations of assault, including those leveled...
Confused Sarah Palin Prepared to Step In As President
WASILLA, ALASKA— Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska and current author, political commentator, and Instagram endorser of Teami Blends Skinny Tea, made statements on...
Nathan Chen Deep In Training For 2019 First-Year Olympics
In the 2018 Winter Olympics, he made history as the first Olympic ice skater to land six quadruple jumps. Just months later, he was...
Hillary Clinton Returns To Connecticut For Yale Graduation, Skips Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania State
NEW HAVEN - Former Senator and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton visited Yale on Sunday to deliver the 2018 Class Day Address.
Clinton, who...
