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We Answered The Questions You Were Too Embarrassed To Ask About Today’s Hearing On Russian Interference
Comey, false allegations of wiretapping, NSA, CIA ... we get it, there's a lot going on. But we also understand that for these questions,...
Five Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas That Would Be Great If You Had Anyone Special In Your Life
A box of chocolates: Classic, sweet, and delicious. It might not seem like the most thoughtful gift, but this Valentine's Day classic would make...
Rejected Carmina Burana Advertising Campaigns
The joint Yale Symphony Orchestra and Yale Glee Club production of Carl Orff’s scenic cantata Carmina Burana was received with overwhelming praise this past...
13 Reasons Why Barron Trump Would Make A Better President Than His Father
Barron is ten years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers, it’s unbelievable.
He’s reading at a sixth-grade level!
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NEWSROOM
Report: You, The Reader Of This Piece Who Hasn’t Locked Down A Summer Internship, Are Literally Worthless Shit
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A new report released Thursday by the Yale Office of Career Strategy found that you, the only Yale undergraduate still...
Divinity School Introduces Study Abroad Opportunity In Heaven
NEW HAVEN — Dean of Yale Divinity School Gregory Sterling announced yesterday that starting this summer, Yale students will have the opportunity to take...
Big League Blunder: President Trump Will Not Stop Calling Baseball’s Highest Officials His “Little Trumpires”
Continuing a polarizing first month in office, Donald Trump alienated a large swath of the American population yesterday by publicly referring to baseball’s referees...
Theo Epstein Breaks 43-Year Streak Of Not Being Yale Class Day Speaker
Baseball executive Theo Epstein '95 was announced as the Yale Class Day speaker on Sunday, snapping the storied 43-year curse of him not being...
America’s Sweetheart: When This Fan’s Horse Got Sick, Taylor Swift Euthanized It Onstage
CLEVELAND — Pop sensation Taylor Swift had a special surprise for one lucky fan during her sold-out concert at the Quicken Loans Arena this...
Yale Corporation: We Changed Calhoun College Name Fifty Years Ago
Marshella Margarita, Chairwoman of the Yale Corporation, announced earlier today a surprise half-centennial celebration of the renaming of Calhoun College.
Her irritation at leaving the...
DeVos Confirmed After Promising Republican Senators Double Recess, Pizza Fridays
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Senate confirmed Republican mega-donor Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education on Tuesday, after DeVos managed to secure fifty votes by...
Trump Orders Covert Operation To Kill White House Press Corps
National Security Advisor Michael T. Flynn today announced the successful elimination of the majority of the White House Press Corps. “With dozens of assassinations...
