May 1, 2023
We at the Yale Record are a kind, hospitable bunch who pride ourselves on fostering the young minds of the next generation. Last week,...
Jan 8, 2023
Next time you go in for a trim, make sure to avoid these classic goofs.
Not shampooing beforehand
Shampooing beforehand with cement
Showing up...
Nov 13, 2022
We are redoing our kitchen. You have to walk on cardboard all the time.
My parents are crazy. You would not believe the...
Nov 12, 2022
The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) has ruled over the Chinese mainland with an iron fist since forcing the liberal-democratic Kuomintang army and its supporters...
Mar 5, 2021
NEW HAVEN, CT—As local eighth-grader Nathan Lloyd-Katz wandered dejectedly across the playground, sources confirmed Tuesday that he is “too much of a...
Dec 25, 2020
BETHLEHEM, PALESTINE—In a surprise resurrection this afternoon, Jesus Christ issued a press release stating that he is not a “big birthday guy.”...
Nov 2, 2020
SARASOTA, FL — In a stunning effort not to hurt anyone’s feelings, undecided voter Roy Kettleman announced Tuesday that he just wants...
Oct 22, 2020
NEW HAVEN, CT—In an inspiring display of solidarity with something or other, Yale student Greg Gronson ‘23 began a hunger strike protest...
Oct 13, 2020
NEW HAVEN, CT — Following the cult-like success of Citrus Week and the outcry following the cancellation of Olive Oil week, Yale...
Aug 20, 2020
This article originally appeared in the Just for Kids Issue, completed in March 2020.
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON—In what school nurse Amy...
May 6, 2020
BIDEN: My fellow Americans, I’m—is this, is it going? Oh! Okay, well. Hello there, Facebook. Here’s the deal: today, we’re facing a...
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