100 Pieces Buzzfeed Won’t Let Me Publish About Meat
Feb 3, 2017
I Put A GoPro Inside Of Meat 6 Grey’s Anatomy GIFs And Then One Hundred Thousand Pictures Of Meat All The Slabs Of...
Five Things I Wish I’d Known During The College Application Process
Jan 9, 2017
As high school seniors eagerly await their college admissions decisions, I’ve been reflecting on the five things I wish I’d known when I started...
Literally Every Yalie’s Christmas Wish List
Dec 16, 2016
Bass Library LEGO set Hammer for destroying the LEGO Bass Library Life-size Yale Shuttle toy that always shows up when you need it...
9 Unsuccessful Pick-Up Lines You Probably Tried This Semester
Dec 7, 2016
“Are you my DS reading, because I need to hit that.” “Is your name Science Hill, cause I’m tryna go down on you.” “Can you guest-swipe...
Feb 13, 2017
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Dec 1, 2015
The Yale Record’s Second Fabulous Game Shirt!
Nov 4, 2014
The Yale Record’s Fabulous Game Shirt!
Nov 3, 2014
Do You Have What It Takes To Be My New Grandma?
Jan 21, 2017
Are You a Conspiracy Theorist?
Dec 5, 2016
Should You Stop Watching Gilmore Girls?
Nov 28, 2016
Will You Get Into Skull and Bones?
Apr 15, 2016
Statement Of Warranty On The Trump Presidency
Dec 30, 2016
The results of the 2016 election are not the responsibility of Secretary Clinton, her campaign, or any of her associates. There are no refunds...
Rudolph Dons Blue Nose To Protest Election Results
Dec 28, 2016
Rudolph, longtime navigator of Santa Claus’s sleigh, has confirmed reports that his nose was blue during Christmas Eve gift deliveries. The change of nose...
Hideous International Student Starting To Doubt Whether Girls Actually Do ‘Dig The Accent’
Dec 26, 2016
Having had little romantic success since arriving at Yale in August, blatantly hideous freshman David Mullins, of Newcastle, U.K,. has begun to question the...
Off Campus Students Form Committee To Establish Principles On Doing The Fucking Dishes
Dec 19, 2016
After months of contention, a group of off-campus Yale students residing at 144 Dwight Street has formed a Committee to Establish Principles on Doing...
In Latest Piece, YDN Columnist Strikes Perfect Balance Between Vanity And Narcissism
Dec 5, 2016
NEW HAVEN, CT — After a marathon writing session Wednesday night, freshman Joshua Winters reportedly put the finishing touches on his latest YDN column,...
Harvard Introduces New Mascot, Crimson XVIII
Nov 29, 2016
According to a report from Harvard University Athletics, the newest Harvard mascot, Crimson XVIII, has been selected. The Crimson was born on Sept. 23, 2016,...
Morse And Stiles Revealed To Be One Giant Cereal Bar
Nov 29, 2016
Since Morse and Ezra Stiles Colleges opened in 1961, Yale College students have often expressed curiosity and confusion about architect Eero Saarinen’s unconventional design...
Things the Saybrook Strip Might Have Been Protesting
Nov 26, 2016
In a recent headline, Fox News referred to the Saybrook Strippers as “naked student protestors”. Famous for their incredibly accurate journalism, Fox News has...
The Funniest Possible Donald J. Trump Cartoon
Oct 11, 2016
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The Adventures of Selfie-Man
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Point, Counterpoint: I Go To Yale, So I Am Smart
Dec 5, 2016
Things To Tell Yourself About Yale To Make You Feel Better About The Fact That George W. Bush Went Here
Oct 19, 2016
Freshman Issues For The Freshman Issue
Oct 17, 2016
Coming To Terms With Your NetID
Oct 14, 2016
The Yale Record Does Not Endorse Hillary Clinton
Oct 26, 2016
You Dumb Motherfuckers, By James Madison
Sep 20, 2016
It’s Me: Your Facebook Friend Who Is Apparently Racist Now
Oct 21, 2016
New Haven Green to Be Converted to Six Flags
May 6, 2016
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