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8 Differences Between the Upcoming iCarly Reboot and the Original Show!
CBS All Access announced late last year that the cast of iCarly will be reprising their roles in a 2021 revival of...
13 Steps to Spice Up any Zoom Call
Before logging in, choose a fun background! Any call is instantly more spunky when you’re swimming along the great barrier reef...
These Six Brands Tweeted Like Normal People To Boost Engagement And It Was Totally Epic
1. WHEN THE CHARMIN BEARS TRIED TO GET OUT THE VOTE
2. WHEN PLANTERS...
Top 5 Reasons to Abolish Time Zones
Create International Unity: In spy movies, the heroes always synchronize their watches before starting a mission. How can we trust our...
NEWSROOM
Report: Jesus Not A Big Birthday Guy
BETHLEHEM, PALESTINE—In a surprise resurrection this afternoon, Jesus Christ issued a press release stating that he is not a “big birthday guy.”...
“I Just Want Both Of Them To Be Happy,” Says Torn Voter
SARASOTA, FL — In a stunning effort not to hurt anyone’s feelings, undecided voter Roy Kettleman announced Tuesday that he just wants...
Yale Student Hunger Strikes for No Particular Cause
NEW HAVEN, CT—In an inspiring display of solidarity with something or other, Yale student Greg Gronson ‘23 began a hunger strike protest...
Yale Dining Announces Beer Week
NEW HAVEN, CT — Following the cult-like success of Citrus Week and the outcry following the cancellation of Olive Oil week, Yale...
Harper B. Tragically Diagnosed with Cooties
This article originally appeared in the Just for Kids Issue, completed in March 2020.
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON—In what school nurse Amy...
Joe Biden Addresses the Pandemic: TRANSCRIPT
BIDEN: My fellow Americans, I’m—is this, is it going? Oh! Okay, well. Hello there, Facebook. Here’s the deal: today, we’re facing a...
“I Have Made A Mistake,” Says Man With House Full Of Toilets
SARASOTA, FL— “I have made a mistake,” Sarasota native Frank Clarkson said, as the realization sunk in that he should not have...
