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Three guys on the crew team named Whitaker: These guys seem to have everything, but one thing they don’t have is an eternal covenant...

If I Really Wanted To, I Could Make Yale’s Endowment Even Bigger Since When Is My Sex Dungeon A For-Profit Prison? Yale Isn’t...

1954: Frank Sinatra releases “Fly Me to the Moon,” a little tune that goes on to inspire President Kennedy’s greatest accomplishment: his response to...

Bet these bozos are wishing they read the fine print before signing their lease... No ceiling or walls…AND a slanted, unfinished floor? That's why you...

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NEW HAVEN - Former Senator and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton visited Yale on Sunday to deliver the 2018 Class Day Address. Clinton, who...

WASHINGTON — President Trump asserted Monday that he would have run in to a heavy spray of gunfire to save the other members of...

BEIJING, CHINA, 2033 — Xi Jinping clinched victory in China’s 2033 election this past Sunday, collecting a sweeping 100 percent of the vote. “This is...

New Haven, CT — In accordance with the change from “freshman” to “first-year” enacted in September, Yale administrators announced this week that the annual...

NEW HAVEN, CT — In a surprise announcement Wednesday night at Toad’s, it was revealed that, rather than procuring a lineup of performers for...

NEW HAVEN — Citing declining enrollment and life satisfaction among majors, the economics department announced Thursday that it would offer a course in “Accounting...

HEAVEN -- In the wake of one of the most brutal Black Fridays in recorded history, sources say that German political philosopher Karl Marx...

NEW HAVEN, CT — Yesterday, amidst gasps from onlooking passers-by, Susie Marks ‘21 actually looked at the pinboard on Cross Campus. According to sources, Marks...

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