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Five Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas That Would Be Great If You Had Anyone Special In Your Life
A box of chocolates: Classic, sweet, and delicious. It might not seem like the most thoughtful gift, but this Valentine's Day classic would make...
Rejected Carmina Burana Advertising Campaigns
The joint Yale Symphony Orchestra and Yale Glee Club production of Carl Orff’s scenic cantata Carmina Burana was received with overwhelming praise this past...
13 Reasons Why Barron Trump Would Make A Better President Than His Father
Barron is ten years old. He has computers. He is so good with these computers, it’s unbelievable.
He’s reading at a sixth-grade level!
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5 Questions All Yalies Are Tired Of Answering
We’ve all been there: Someone finds out you go to Yale, and the same laundry list of questions inevitably follows. Here are the five...
NEWSROOM
Big League Blunder: President Trump Will Not Stop Calling Baseball’s Highest Officials His “Little Trumpires”
Continuing a polarizing first month in office, Donald Trump alienated a large swath of the American population yesterday by publicly referring to baseball’s referees...
Theo Epstein Breaks 43-Year Streak Of Not Being Yale Class Day Speaker
Baseball executive Theo Epstein '95 was announced as the Yale Class Day speaker on Sunday, snapping the storied 43-year curse of him not being...
America’s Sweetheart: When This Fan’s Horse Got Sick, Taylor Swift Euthanized It Onstage
CLEVELAND — Pop sensation Taylor Swift had a special surprise for one lucky fan during her sold-out concert at the Quicken Loans Arena this...
Yale Corporation: We Changed Calhoun College Name Fifty Years Ago
Marshella Margarita, Chairwoman of the Yale Corporation, announced earlier today a surprise half-centennial celebration of the renaming of Calhoun College.
Her irritation at leaving the...
DeVos Confirmed After Promising Republican Senators Double Recess, Pizza Fridays
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Senate confirmed Republican mega-donor Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education on Tuesday, after DeVos managed to secure fifty votes by...
Trump Orders Covert Operation To Kill White House Press Corps
National Security Advisor Michael T. Flynn today announced the successful elimination of the majority of the White House Press Corps. “With dozens of assassinations...
Yale Student Relieved He Can Use “Going to Yale” As His Interesting Fact Over The Holidays
Jacob Richardson ‘20 is reportedly very thankful to be back in his hometown over winter break. He has been reunited with his family, and...
Student Creates Return Receipt System For Dating
In what experts call a revolutionary new way to combine romance, self-help, and sexual objectification, Jessica Meyers MC ’18, president of the Yale Entrepreneurial...
