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WASHINGTON, D.C.––In a startling turn of events this week, economic polling has named the American cookie industry's top grossing corporation as none other than...

NEW HAVEN, CT—Police are desperately seeking any information that may help identify the perpetrator of a recent slew of violent killings in East Rock....

As Kimberlé Crenshaw once said, “The crux of intersectionality is that the Yale Record can’t always engage in discourse about the digital sphere, and...

There is currently no known cure for HIV, but I’m working really hard on it. This week, we’re back with the end of the...

As Rosa Luxemburg once said, “the Yale Record Online is the decisive element, they are the rock on which the final victory of the...

ATLANTIC CITY, NJ—For the past few months, scientists have been puzzled over the disappearance of about 10 billion crabs. As it turns out, they...

ATLANTA, GA—Today, the CDC provided additional guidelines for the fully vaccinated. In addition to having small indoor gatherings and visiting family, individuals...

NEW HAVEN, CT—As local eighth-grader Nathan Lloyd-Katz wandered dejectedly across the playground, sources confirmed Tuesday that he is “too much of a...

BETHLEHEM, PALESTINE—In a surprise resurrection this afternoon, Jesus Christ issued a press release stating that he is not a “big birthday guy.”...

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