Leaked Copy Of Trump’s Answers To The Dummy “Which Sex and the City Character Are You” Quiz BuzzFeed Reporters Used To Get The Cohen-Russia Scoop

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  1. Who’s your ideal man?

    1. Mr. Big

    2. Steve Brady

    3. Trey MacDougal

    4. My longtime attorney, Michael Cohen, who I personally instructed to lie to Congress about the extent of negotiations for a Moscow hotel deal in early fall of 2017

  2. What’s your favorite hotel?

    1. The Hilton in Midtown

    2. The Ritz-Carlton New York, Central Park

    3. The Carlyle on 76th street

    4. The proposed Trump-Moscow Hotel, about which I was updated in at least 10 face-to-face meetings with my personal lawyer and business associate, Michael D. Cohen

  3. What’s a classic quote of yours?

    1. “I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love.”

    2. “I feel the same way about being a bridesmaid as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary”

    3. “Make it happen,” which I said to Michael Cohen in regard to setting up a personal meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin in order to jump-start negotiations on my Moscow hotel plans

    4. “I’m trisexual: I’ll try anything once”

  4. When’s a time when you were really stressed?

    1. When it’s promotion time at your top-tier Manhattan law firm

    2. When your weekly column is almost due and you haven’t even started

    3. September 19, 2017, the day when Michael Cohen, my personal attorney, lied to the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform at my explicit instruction

    4. When a man seems like he wants a relationship when you only wanted a fling

  5. What’s a nickname people call you?

    1. Kid

    2. Sammy Joe

    3. Individual 1

    4. Baby

  6. Your friends would describe you as

    1. The toughest girl they know

    2. A hopeless romantic

    3. Someone with intimate knowledge of a Moscow hotel deal that extended far into the 2016 Presidential campaign, a fact that I instructed a subordinate–namely, Michael Dean Cohen–to lie about, under oath, to the United States Senate and House of Representatives

    4. A huge flirt

 

– V. Boratyn & A. Chase

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