“A chance visitor at The Beetles some autumn morning along about five o’clock might have been surprised to see a trail of dog-trotting figures winding their way heatedly across the meadow. No one but a chance visitor would be surprised, however, for it was well known to invited guests that the entire Willetts family ran cross-country down to the outskirts of London and back every morning before breakfast, a matter of fourteen miles. In the lead was, of course, Dungeon in running costume, followed closely by the flaxen-haired Mid and snub-nosed Boola, then Arlix and Linny, striving valiantly for fourth place but not reckoning on the fleet-footed Meeda, who was no longer content to hobble in the vanguard with Grandpa Willetts and Grandpa’s old mother, who still insisted on cross-country running, although she had long since been put on the retired list at the Club.
“Why didn’t you tell us that you were reading a paper on birth control?”
“‘Oh, Linny,’ called out Dungeon over her shoulder, ‘you young minx! Why didn’t you tell us that you were reading a paper on Birth Control at the next meeting of the Spiddix? Twiller just told me today. It’s too ripping of you!’
“‘Silly goose,’ panted Linny, stumbling over a hedgerow, ‘how about what the vicar said the other night about your inferiority complex? It was toppo, and you know it.’
“‘It won’t be long now before we’ll have disenfranchisement through, anyway,’ muttered Grandpa Willetts, crashing down into a stone quarry, at which exhibition of reaction a loud chorus of laughter went up from the entire family, who by this time had reached Nogroton and were bursting with health.”
LX—BOOKS AND OTHER THINGS
For those to whom the purple-and-gold filigreed covers of Florence L. Barclay’s books bring a stirring of the sap and a fluttering of the susceptible heart, “Returned Empty” comes as a languorous relief from the stolid realism of most present-day writing. One reads it and swoons. And on opening one’s eyes again, one hears old family retainers murmuring in soft retentive accents: “Here, sip some of this, my lord; ’twill bring the roses back to those cheeks and the strength to those poor limbs.” It’s elegant, that’s all there is to it, elegant.
“Returned Empty” was the inscription on the wrappings which enfolded the tiny but aristocratic form of a man-child left on the steps of the Foundlings Institution one moonless October night. There was also some reference to Luke, xii., 6, which in return refers to five sparrows sold for two farthings. What more natural, then, than for the matron to name the little one Luke Sparrow?
