I am frank to confess that this sounds perfectly terrible to me. I can’t imagine a worse place in which to spend a week-end than one where your host is always boisterously forcing you to take part in games and dances about which you know nothing. A week-end guest ought to be ignored, allowed to rummage about alone among the books, live stock and cold food in the ice-box whenever he feels like it, and not rushed willy-nilly (something good could be done using the famous Willy-Nilly correspondence as a base, but not here), into whatever the family itself may consider a good time.
In such a household as the Wells household must be you are greeted by your hostess in a robust manner with “So glad you’re on time. The match begins at two.” And when you say “What match,” you are told that there is a little tennis tournament on for the week-end and that you and Hank are scheduled to start the thing off with a bang. “But I haven’t played tennis for five years,” you protest, thinking of the delightful privacy of your own little hall bedroom in town. “Never mind, it will all come back to you. Bill has got some extra things all put out for you upstairs.” So you start off your week-end by making a dub of yourself and are known from that afternoon on by the people who didn’t catch your name as “the man who had such a funny serve.”
Or if it isn’t that, it’s dancing. Immediately after dinner, just as you are about to settle down for a comfortable evening by the fire, you notice that they are rolling back the rugs. “House-cleaning?” you suggest, with a nervous little laugh. “Oh, no, just a little dancing in your honor.” And then you tell them that your honor will be satisfied perfectly without dancing, that you haven’t danced since you left school, that you don’t dance very well, or that you have hurt your foot; to which the only reply is an encouraging laugh and a hail-fellow-well-met push out into the middle of the floor.
A pox on both your house parties!
And yet, in a way, that is just what one might expect from Mr. Wells. He has done the same thing to me in his books many a time. I personally have but little facility for world-repairing. I haven’t the slightest idea of how one would go about making things better. And yet before I am more than two-thirds of the way through “Joan and Peter” or “The Undying Fire” or “The Outline of History,” Mr. Wells has me out on the hockey-field waving a stick with a magnificent enthusiasm but no aim, rushing up and down and calling, “Come on, now!” to no one in particular.
