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9 Other Postmasters General We Could Have Named A College After
Earlier today, President Peter Salovey wrote the Yale community to announce, among other things, that one of two new residential colleges would be named...
I’m Ben Franklin’s Ghost And Even I Don’t Get It
Well, I’m going to come out and say it, guys: this is kind of awkward.
On Wednesday, Yale University President Peter Salovey announced that...
The Yale Corporation: In Fairness, We Knocked One of These Out of the Park
Okay. Yeah. Benjamin Franklin College is dumb. He never went to Yale, he’s yet another straight white male, and he even has his own...
Yale Names New College After Literal Money
After months of speculation, Yale University President Peter Salovey announced that one of the new residential colleges will be named for literal money. In...
Yale Not Sure Why Students Keep Attending Bulldog Days, Which Is Clearly Intended for Bulldogs
NEW HAVEN – The Bulldog Days Planning Committee has released a statement politely asking admitted students to go home. “As much as we appreciate...
Yale Student Regrets Going to Bernie Sanders Rally On Acid
Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders drew a crowd of more than 3,000 people at a rally on Sunday afternoon in New Haven, including a large...
Bernie Sanders Vows To Break Up Wall Street Pizza
On the eve of Connecticut’s primary election, Senator Bernie Sanders announced that, if elected president, he plans to break up Wall Street Pizza. He...
Come To Yale, But Don’t Base Your Decision On This Article
Greetings and congratulations, prefrosh!
I know from experience that the college decision process can be stressful, but for all of you, it doesn’t have to...
How To Throw A Killer ‘Game of Thrones’ Premiere Party
Adapted from George R.R. Martin’s award-winning A Song of Ice and Fire novels, HBO’s record-breaking hit Game of Thrones returns for its sixth season...
Yale Student Admitted By Mistake
NEW HAVEN, CT—Samuel Nipson ‘19 had nearly completed his freshman year at Yale University when it was discovered that his admission was actually the...
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