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CS50 Lecture Now Just A Long, High-Pitched Noise
NEW HAVEN — According to recent reports, innovative educational experiment CS50 is now just a long, high-pitched noise. The computer science course, the first ever...
Ben Carson: I Lied About Being a Founding Member of Alpha Phi
BALTIMORE — Already plagued by accusations that he has fabricated his life story, Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson admitted Monday that he was not, in fact, a...
If our free speech isn’t in jeopardy, then why won’t my TA let me spend all of class yelling “FUCK BRIAN” at Brian?
On October 9th of 1701, the founders of our great university came together with a humble goal. As recorded on the original charter, they...
Jeb! Campaign Looks to Add More Support, Exclamation Points
With Ben Carson and Donald Drumpf pulling ahead in the Republican polls, Jeb Bush’s campaign seems to be lagging in the dust. Bush advisors...
After Halloween Show YSO Violinist Acutely Aware Everything Downhill From Here
NEW HAVEN – After performing at the Yale Symphony Orchestra’s annual Halloween Show, violinist Katherine Chu ’16 reported being acutely aware that everything after...
Dean Quinlin Is Tired of Your Shit
In the wake of your substandard midterm grade and declining academic effort, Admissions Dean Jeremiah Quinlan announced yesterday that he is officially fed up...
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