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Olympic Diver Steele Johnson To Enter Pornography Industry
United States Olympic diver Steele Johnson announced on Friday that he plans to test the waters of the pornography industry in his downtime before...
The Record’s Ten Essential Tips For Freshmen
It can be hard to adjust to living away from home, so there's no shame in crying. All the time. In the shower....
Yale Employee Arrested For Using Broom to Remove Trash from Dining Hall
NEW HAVEN—An employee of Yale Dining was arrested in June after witnesses spotted him using a broomstick to remove filth from a stained glass...
Jonathan Edwards Votes To Leave Yale In ‘Suxit’ Referendum
Residents, administrators, and staff of Jonathan Edwards College voted Thursday to leave Yale University (the YU), a union of twelve sovereign residential colleges that...
Class Of 2016 Receives Illuminati Invitations
In an email sent Tuesday morning, President Peter Salovey officially invited the entire Class of 2016 to join the Illuminati.
“I understand that some of...
The Worst Thing About Yale
As graduation creeps ever closer with each passing day, I spend a lot of time reflecting on my time here at Yale. This university...
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Salovey Loses $25.6B Endowment to Email Scam
NEW HAVEN, CT – In an email sent yesterday to all members of the Yale community, University President Peter Salovey apologized for losing the...
New Haven Green to Be Converted to Six Flags
In a joint statement released on Tuesday, University President Peter Salovey, Mayor Toni Harp, and James Reid-Anderson, CEO of Six Flags Entertainment Corp., announced...
Move Over, Students: This Man Procrastinated For Three Months Before Dropping Out Of The Republican Race
With school terms ending and due dates fast approaching, students across the country are once again procrastinating on important projects for impressive lengths of...
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