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In a recent headline, Fox News referred to the Saybrook Strippers as “naked student protestors”. Famous for their incredibly accurate journalism, Fox News has...

The Zeus Play: Entire Harvard team fried by lightning strikes in freak thunderstorm. Coach’s Comments: Promising, but not enough time to get the giant Tesla...

In a demonstration of its commitment to accurate and objective reporting, Fox Sports announced last night that it would release a new, corrected version...

To the Yale Community, A number of you have recently voiced concerns about the Committee to Establish Principles on Renaming. We are committed to ensuring...

Tanner Adams ‘19, a Yale undergraduate student who has used the word “summer” as a verb on numerous occasions, recently offered a statement regarding...

WASHINGTON D.C. – Following this week’s electoral upset, citizens woke up to find their nation transformed into an M. Night Shyamalan thriller movie. Film critic...

In an unprecedented compromise, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump agreed Monday night to serve as co-presidents of the United States. The shocking announcement came...

In an election marked by one shocking revelation after another, the latest “November Surprise” has the potential to cause the biggest stir. On Monday,...

Last Friday, in conjunction with its new seasonal green-and-white cup, Starbucks released a holiday-themed “Hail Satan” mug. So far, the demonic mug has been...

New Haven, CT—Following the third presidential debate last month, local woman Taylor Laurence has decided to call herself a “Nasty Woman,” despite reluctance to subvert...