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In Latest Piece, YDN Columnist Strikes Perfect Balance Between Vanity And Narcissism
NEW HAVEN, CT — After a marathon writing session Wednesday night, freshman Joshua Winters reportedly put the finishing touches on his latest YDN column,...
Harvard Introduces New Mascot, Crimson XVIII
According to a report from Harvard University Athletics, the newest Harvard mascot, Crimson XVIII, has been selected.
The Crimson was born on Sept. 23, 2016,...
Morse And Stiles Revealed To Be One Giant Cereal Bar
Since Morse and Ezra Stiles Colleges opened in 1961, Yale College students have often expressed curiosity and confusion about architect Eero Saarinen’s unconventional design...
Things the Saybrook Strip Might Have Been Protesting
In a recent headline, Fox News referred to the Saybrook Strippers as “naked student protestors”. Famous for their incredibly accurate journalism, Fox News has...
Yale Football Playbook For The Game Revealed
The Zeus Play: Entire Harvard team fried by lightning strikes in freak thunderstorm.
Coach’s Comments: Promising, but not enough time to get the giant Tesla...
Fox Sports Releases Revised Article: “Naked Students Delay Yale-Harvard Game In The Process Of Signaling Martian Armada”
In a demonstration of its commitment to accurate and objective reporting, Fox Sports announced last night that it would release a new, corrected version...
A Message From President Salovey Concerning The Committee To Establish Principles On Renaming
To the Yale Community,
A number of you have recently voiced concerns about the Committee to Establish Principles on Renaming. We are committed to ensuring...
I Don’t Get Why Everyone’s So Mad About The Student Income Contribution, Says Student Who Uses “Summer” As A Verb
Tanner Adams ‘19, a Yale undergraduate student who has used the word “summer” as a verb on numerous occasions, recently offered a statement regarding...
Nation Experiences Shocking Twist, Becomes M. Night Shyamalan Movie
WASHINGTON D.C. – Following this week’s electoral upset, citizens woke up to find their nation transformed into an M. Night Shyamalan thriller movie.
Film critic...
Win-Win! Clinton And Trump Have Agreed To Set Aside Differences And Serve As Co-Presidents
In an unprecedented compromise, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump agreed Monday night to serve as co-presidents of the United States. The shocking announcement came...
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