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- Fork holder
- Prop comedy, something along the lines of “If my wife finds out I tried to fuck a toaster, I’m toast!” Then you hold up the toaster and maybe try to fuck it onstage.
- World’s worst DVR
- Throw it into an enemy trench like a grenade. Hopefully they’ll love it so much, they’ll just go home.
- Fancy brick
- Timer for when to take bread out of your other toaster
- Transformers Cosplay
- So basically, you pull your pants down, sit on the toaster, and wait for the bread to pop up.
—Staff