Ovaphobia: Fear of being compared to an egg
Matrispinaphobia: Fear of stepping on the crack and breaking your mother’s back
Arachnophobia: Fear of the great responsibility that comes with being bitten by a spider
Nullprenupaphobia: Fear of your ex-wife taking half of your fortune
Camotunicaphobia: Fear of that one shadow in your room that looks like a ferocious demon but is actually just your jacket
Sociobetaphobia: Fear of walking past a group of middle school girls in the mall
Erectodysfunctophobia: Fear of knowing I’ll never be enough for you (Mindy, please take me back)
Metaphobia: Fear of phobias
Wabbitophobia: Fear of getting tricked by Bugs Bunny disguised as a beautiful lady rabbit
Kafkaphobia: Fear of becoming a cockroach
Homophobia: Fear of the early hominid Homo Erectus
Blankophobia: Fear of unnecessary white space
Normalphobia: Fear of scary things
Minestronephobia: Fear of drowning in soup
Editoriphobia: Fear of an anglerfish with human legs
Agoraphobia: Fear of Ancient Greek marketplaces
Roosephobia: Fear of fear itself
—Staff
