This Thanksgiving season, Barack Obama took part in a longstanding presidential tradition and symbolically “pardoned” two turkeys. The birds, dubbed Liberty and Peace, will spend the rest of their days at Mount Vernon, George Washington’s historical home. What crimes had they committed?
- Public urination
- Underage basting
- Assault with a deadly weapon
- Incitement to peck
- Genocide
– Staff (Robalino, Newsham)
