A new book has just been released: The Secret Power of Middle Children. What are they?
• Invisibility
• Jedi blame-diversion mind trick
• Super-quiet
• Least likely to have been a mistake
• Jerk/victim shapeshift
• They fit neatly in jars
• The ability to not fucking KILL people who totally deserve it
• Super strength, heat-vision, and the ability to fly…you just never noticed
—Staff (Chernicoff, Gerber, Harris, Newsham, Orlin, Shea, Thornton)
