And so it is with great pleasure and deep humility that I hereby formally accept the Republican nomination for President of the United States.
See you in 2012! God help us all.
ABOUT THE AUTHORS
Though depressingly common, Mitchell Creepo does not exist.
Michael Gerber’s novels and parodies have sold 1.2 million copies in 20 languages worldwide. He lives in California (big surprise). He is not currently a member of any organized religion, but he does enjoy a good Bat Mitzvah.
SPECIAL THANKS TO…
…Kate Powers, Ann Sullivan-Larson, Jonathan Schwarz, and Michael Thornton. As always, I couldn’t have done this project without the love and support of my family and friends. Blame them.
