• Drink water
  • Count to ten
  • Become a therapist
  • Talk to Siri
  • Microwave foil
  • Post on Quora
  • Take it out on your significant other
  • Just don’t think about it
  • Pick six friends, each with a specific skill set, to rob a bank with
  • Go to Italy and eat the best pizza, work in an ashram in India, and fall in love in Bali
  • Talk with a friend
  • Steal your neighbor’s dog and then “find” it for the hero treatment
  • Alcoholism

—Staff