- Drink water
- Count to ten
- Become a therapist
- Talk to Siri
- Microwave foil
- Post on Quora
- Take it out on your significant other
- Just don’t think about it
- Pick six friends, each with a specific skill set, to rob a bank with
- Go to Italy and eat the best pizza, work in an ashram in India, and fall in love in Bali
- Talk with a friend
- Steal your neighbor’s dog and then “find” it for the hero treatment
- Alcoholism
—Staff