This article originally appeared in the Just for Teens Issue

 

Challah at your boy

Wish you were here Amy 🙁

We came, we saw, we got to second base with Taylor W. Fire emoji, face with look of triumph emoji, fire emoji.

Just found out that Amy is at Tyler P.’s Bar Mitzvah. Don’t know what that’s all about.

Talmud about it!

Mom, it’s me, can you come pick me up? No everything’s ok, I just need to go home. An hour? No, the costume did not go over well. I’ll see you in an hour.

Torah-p the dance floor with these boyz xD

Well who the fuck needs Amy when you’ve got the Lord, right? Fuck I miss her so much.

Every so often a kid comes along that reminds you why you got into the whole rabbi rat race. Congrats Simon. Fire emoji, face with look of triumph emoji, fire emoji.

 

—G. Wynter