Nobody wants to be there.
You will inevitably say something incredibly stupid. Always either longer or shorter than it should be. You’ll overanalyze whatever happened for days
afterwards.
Someone’s usually way too into it.
You’ll never leave completely satisfied.
One person always dumps all their problems on the other. My parents keep telling me to go more often.
You know it’s futile before you leave the house.
No one on the Record has ever gone to office hours.
— Staff