“Are you my DS reading, because I need to hit that.”

“Is your name Science Hill, cause I’m tryna go down on you.”

“Can you guest-swipe me into your heart?”

“Harvard sucks, but you don’t.”

“I’d even walk to the ends of TD for you.”

“Hey boo, you know they call me The Yale Shuttle, because I come unexpectedly.”

“Can I call you Dan? Cause you’re quite handsome.”

“Can’t spell Yale University without U and I.”

“At this point in the semester, you’re the only thing I won’t procrastinate doing.”


E. Olatunji