Only taking eight credits this semester
Thinking Toad’s involves actual amphibians
Knowing Toad’s doesn’t involve actual amphibians,
but still wanting to go there instead of seeing my
salamander collection
Leaving a paper trail
You only have two ears? Oh. That’s …cool, I guess.
Spoiling Dumbledore’s death for your sheltered
roommate
Quadruple majoring
Majoring in communications despite it not existing
at Yale
Selling your roommate into indentured servitude
Showing up to your midterm in your underwear
Showing up to your underwear in your midterm
Not making the most of Yale’s incredible resources
Passing flirtatious notes to your professor and still failing
the class
Still using wide-ruled paper
Joining clubs that are not The Yale Record
Not fucking down
—Staff
