Freedom Fingers

Idaho Spears

Constitutional Crisps

Stars and Snacks

Victory Vittles

Deep-Fried Democracy

National Nibblins

Bald Eagle Batons

O Beautiful For Spacious Fries

Promote the General Welfare Wedges

Citizenship Chips (hahaha NOT that’s what British people call them; freaking Europeans.)

—A. Mansfield

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