Battle of the Bulge
Battle of Man Asses Junction
Carpet Bombing of Dresden (and yes, it matched the Drapes Bombing of Dresden)
Battle of Antitties
Attack on Pearl Necklace Harbor
Battle of Ar-sex-dens
The Ejaculation of Saigon
Battle of Sara’s Toga (Sara was a real slut)
Construction of the Vaginot Line
The Tit Offensive
Lee’s Surrender at Fappomattox Courthouse
Battle of Midway Between the Buttcheeks Island
Battle of Chancellorsville (the death of Stonewall Jackson just gets my motor running)
—S. Savitz
