One small step for man, one awkward space jump for astronaut-kind.
Ha ha, first one down! Suck it, Buzz!
Hey, Houston? I, uh, REALLY need to pee…
One small step for man, one giant leap f—Wait, what is
that? Oh no. The legends were true! Moon men! MOOOOON MEEEEEEN!!!! Close the doors! Don’t wait for me, they’re moving t— *static*
Christ, this suit chafes like a bitch…
One small step f—dammit! Why is this ladder uneven? Houston, do I look cool right now? I look cool, right?
You are documenting this, right? Man, this is gonna
be a sick cover photo.
Man, that sure was a long flight. You know what I could
really go for right now? A nice, long, drag on a Camel cigarette. Camel! The favorite cigarette of astronauts everywhere! *wink*
Sorry, which camera do I look at again?
—E. Campbell-Taylor
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