Breaking: RIP, “The Playboy Club”

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The Playboy Club photo reposted by The Yale Record college humor magazine

NBC announced that it is canceling its new series The Playboy Club. Who or what caused the cancellation?

• Playboy hasn’t been relevant since… wait, when was the internet invented?
• Way too much pubic hair for modern audiences. They don’t show it, but you know it’s there
• Mothers Against Drunk Network Programming Decision-Making
• Hef saw pilot, couldn’t get it up afterwards
• Sorry, the above was a total joke. It was that his erection lasted more than 4 hours.

—Staff (Chernicoff, Cohen-Wade, Thornton)

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