- “It looks like someone wanted to pick her brains!”
- “Seems like she met an icy reception!”
- “Apparently someone stopped her cold!”
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“This murderer needs to chill out!”
- “This killer needs to pick on someone their own size!”
- “We’d better stay sharp in case there’s more suspicious activity!”
- “People are going to keep dying if the police don’t pick up the
- pace! They’re barely making glacial progress! Someone needs to show them the cold, hard truth!”
- “I didn’t know Panera Bread sold a You Pick One®!”
- “Anyone else want to take a stab at a quip?”
Things I Would Actually Say If I Found Someone Murdered With an Ice Pick
- *20 minutes of sustained vomiting*
—S. Savitz
