What Chicagoans have to say about their wieners:
- “It’s not about the size; it’s about the flavor.”
- “The buns make them look smaller than they actually are.
- “They shrink in the cold.”
What Angelenos have to say about their wieners:
- “I can’t even fit my mouth around our wieners!”
- “I saw Brad Pitt walking down Rodeo Drive with a HUGE wiener! I was so excited!”
- “Our wieners are both large AND gluten-free.”
— T. Harris
