-Phones
-Normal underwear
-Alcohol
-The idea that Jesus never visited Upstate New York
-The idea that Jesus never stayed at the Best Western Schenectady
-Teenagers, man
-That thing where one person goes in for the handshake and the other person goes in for the fist bump
-Imaginary numbers
-Holden Caulfield
-When a Skittle looks like an M&M
-B. Obama (the dog)
-B. Obama (the human)
-Team handball
-Solo handball
-Any hand touching any balls
-Your life choices, man
—B. Rudeen & S. Savitz
