Acrostic Poems That Would’ve Been Better If They Didn’t Spell Out BAD BREATH

B eets

A pples

D elicious grapes

B etter come fast!

R emember

E verything for the picnic is

A t

T he

H ouse

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B rittany,

A nthony’s

D ead.

B ring the

R eport with you

E verywhere. It’s our one shot of making sure he didn’t die for nothing.

A nyways,

T errific job at the spelling bee. Best,

H ollis Montgomery III

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B ison

A wesome Bison

D ope Bison

B adass Bison

R ad Bison

E xcellent Bison

A mazing Bison

T errific Bison

H ooray Bison!

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B can be a grade

A can be a grade

D can be a grade

B can be a grade

R can’t be a grade

E can’t be a grade

A nthony, do you know why E can’t be a grade?

T om… Anthony’s been dead for 15 years. Where do you think we are? Best,

H ollis Montgomery III

—A. Kinnane