8. Little known fact: Few people find November pleasant. Refer to poet Sir Walter Scott’s long poem “Marmion“.
Or, more likely, just take my word for it.
Nine. By November, any desire to fulfill my new years resolution has been crushed and now I must think of something else I can fail at for next year.
TEN. Black Friday. Very stressful. Refer to point Seven.
—Nola Cooks is a comedian living and writing in Toronto, Canada. Follow her on Twitter: @goldenave.
