Researchers have recently discovered that psychopaths frequently say “uh” and “um” to mask their insanity. What other mundane behaviors can identify a psychopath?
• Eye goop
• Yawning whenever others do
• Crying single tears over dead insects
• Playing obnoxious music in the apartment next door in the middle of the night, which is so annoying no one would blame me for a second if I were to do something about it
• Working a 9-5 without complaint
• Devotes entire wall of apartment to mapping conspiracies with string-connected index cards that say things like “VIACOM,” “MALCOLM GLADWELL,” and “THAT GUY AT THE RITEAID CHECKOUT”
• Ted Nugent Fanblog
• All the other words they’re using
—Staff (Chernicoff, Gandert, Nicholson, Shain)
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