Pop Quiz: What’s Most Terrifying About This Video?

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Is it:

A) The part where a fucking octopus opens a fucking jar;

B) The new-wave jazz that’s been selected to cast a thin veneer over the imminent destruction of the human race by hyper-intelligent cephalopods; or

C) The inclusion of a squid toy in an artifical octopus enclosure?

The answer may well be:

D) The fact that the murderous sociopath octopus never takes its eyes off the camera for a second while it’s working. NOT EVEN FOR A SECOND.

I know what you’re thinking, people, but we’ve come a long way since Ringo Starr tried to convince us these formless, bloodthirsty monsters were cute and cuddly. It’s official: We’re at war.

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