Curious George Gets Sold For Medical Experiments

When they let George out, he was very depressed. George was also mad at the man in the yellow hat for selling him! What a fink! George thought.

After tranquilizing George to make him more docile, the man took him to the operating room. “Great!” thought George,. “Maybe I’ll finally get a real nose instead of just two holes in may face.”

But when George woke up, his nose was the same. He was very hungry, though, and ate 346 bananas for lunch.

You see, the man in the white coat had removed George’s hypothalamus, that part of the brain which regulates food intake. Of course, scientists have known this fact for years, but there is no harm in being sure.

So George ate and ate, and even started eating his bedclothes when—POP!—his stomach exploded. Too bad!

14. Meanwhile, the man in the yellow hat was snaring another unsuspecting victim…