by M.W. Harris
Oliver Twist: I can haz sum moar plz?
Heart of Darkness: Teh horrorz! Oh noes!!!!!1!1!1!11!!!!Shift+Eleventy-One!!!!1
Hamlet: I’m in yur house usurpin yur throne and bonin yur mom
Ulysses: It canz be sexy timez now plz?
Oedipus Rex: It canz be sexy timez now plz mom?
The Scarlet Letter: It no canz be sexy timez now huh?
The Bible, New Testament: I’s teh wai, teh twooth, n teh lite. kthxbai.
The Odyssey: Brb.