1. If you can’t handle the heat, get out of the boiler room
    2. If you can’t handle the cold, get out of the meat locker
    3. If you can’t handle the water, get out of the bathroom
    4. If you can’t handle the sleep, get out of the bedroom
    5. If you can’t handle the door, get out of the doorway
    6. If you can’t handle the bulls, get out of the rodeo
    7. If you can’t handle the darkness, get out of the darkroom
    8. If you can’t handle the family, get out of the family room
    9. If you can’t handle life, get out of the living room
    10. If you can’t handle the food, get out of the kitchen

—B. Hollander-Bodie