1. WHEN THE CHARMIN BEARS TRIED TO GET OUT THE VOTE
2. WHEN PLANTERS PEANUTS KILLED NUT JR. TO RAISE AWARENESS OF TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENTS
3. WHEN FRUIT BY THE FOOT VIOLATED THE TAFT-HARTLEY ACT
4. WHEN PORNHUB LIKED A TED CRUZ TWEET
5. WHEN TRADER JOE’S TWEETED OUT A BOMB THREAT TO WHOLE FOODS
6. WHEN IMPOSSIBLE BURGER REVEALED THAT IT REALLY WAS IMPOSSIBLE
— J. Wickline
