Arby’s Rejected Slogans (Sponsored By Arby’s)

This article originally appeared in the Sponsored Issue.

1. “Nobody beats our meats”
2. “We beat the competition’s meat”
3. “Is Arby a man’s name or a woman’s name?”
4. “It is 2019 and we are past gendered fast food. You’re cancelled.”
5. “We have the E. coli”

—H. Rubin