Your mom is calling you

You’re already planning on crying and masturbating in
the shower that night

My mom is calling you

It’s the Being Luke Wilson club and you’re not
Luke Wilson

The club is a bad club

The club is a dad club

The club is a bear cub

There’s a better club inside your head

Greece’s economy is collapsing and it’s the We Love
Greece’s Economy club

The club down the street is much more spacious and has
an adorable kitchen, can’t we go see that
again, Henry?

You’re already in the club