This notification is to inform you that the following request has been filed:

Bathroom ventilation grate broken.
Work Order Number: Y598495
Building: Vanderbilt Hall
Floor: 004


This notification is to inform you that the following request has been filed:

Clogged toilet (it was Erin). Horrendous. Please unclog.
Work Order Number: Y293019
Building: Vanderbilt Hall
Floor: 004


This notification is to inform you that the following request has been filed:

Pool of Drano and Costco-sized cold medication package found. Strong odor. Please remove.
Work Order Number: Y947621
Building: Vanderbilt Hall
Floor: 004


This notification is to inform you that the following request has been filed:

Second toilet destroyed (fuck you, Erin). First toilet still clogged. Help.
Work Order Number: Y483921
Building: Vanderbilt Hall
Floor: 004


This notification is to inform you that the following request has been filed:

Copious hazmat suits impeding shower stall entry. Cannot shower.
Work Order Number: Y546273
Building: Vanderbilt Hall
Floor: 004


This notification is to inform you that the following request has been filed:

Foreboding characters with guns guarding bathroom entrance at night.
Please remove.
Work Order Number: Y958493
Building: Vanderbilt Hall
Floor: 004


This notification is to inform you that the following request has been filed:

Toilets clogged for two weeks. So much methane… can’t breathe… SWEET MOTHER OF GOD! ERIN JUST RIPPED A––
Work Order Number: Y784593
Building: Vanderbilt Hall
Floor: 004


A Message from Chief Ronnell A. Higgins

To the Yale Community,

I write to you to let you know that a small explosion occurred on the fourth floor of Vanderbilt Hall at approximately 1:00 AM. Police found remnants of a make shift laboratory intended for the purpose of synthesizing methamphetamine, as well as traces of methane, which they suspect set off the explosion. No one was injured, and the Yale Police are investigating the incident.

As a general reminder, it is important to not be a fucking idiot. Stay away from dairy if you are lactose intolerant, and avoid creating meth labs in residence hall bathrooms. It is also important to make sure you lock up your bike.

If you have any information regarding this incident, please, please do not call Yale Facilities. Contact the Yale Police at (203) 432-4400 or send an anonymous text tip through our Bulldog Mobile (LiveSafe) app.

Sincerely,

Ronnell A. Higgins
Director of Public Safety and Chief of Police

 

S. Gadre

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