Donald Trump’s Hair Color, As Described In A J. Crew Catalogue

Martian Sunset

Wilted Cornsilk

Rustbelt Red

Moldy Creamsicle

Aleppo Sand

Candied Citron, in collaboration with Ivanka Trump™

Inner-City Ochre

Asbestos Chantilly

Mango (H)ombré

Paprika Snowflake

Nuclear Apricot

—S. Bokat-Lindell