-Normal underwear


-The idea that Jesus never visited Upstate New York

-The idea that Jesus never stayed at the Best Western Schenectady

-Teenagers, man

-That thing where one person goes in for the handshake and the other person goes in for the fist bump

-Imaginary numbers

-Holden Caulfield

-When a Skittle looks like an M&M

-B. Obama (the dog)

-B. Obama (the human)

-Team handball

-Solo handball

-Any hand touching any balls

-Your life choices, man


—B. Rudeen & S. Savitz