The head counselor’s girlfriend is busty and has no substantial lines

The camp janitor keeps to himself, and also has knives for fingers

This two-star Yelp review: “Everyone died last year”

Guillermo del Toro is always there

Its name is the Native American word for “Camp Spooky-Murder”

The call is coming from inside the camp

You’re responsible for your friend’s death and think you’ll take that secret to your grave

It’s built on the site of a Native American horror movie camp

 

—Staff