Complaining in nature
Searching for that perfect Instagram
Proving your step-dad wrong (I AM a man, Ron!)
Ascending weak slopes
Descending weak slopes
Going on a sweaty adventure
Beating back that existential dread, but with trees
Indoor appreciation
Lying to yourself that this justifies all the ice cream you ate earlier today. Jesus, Christopher, when are you going to shed those last 10 pounds and start taking yourself seriously? Ron was right. You’re pathetic.
Enjoying the beautiful day

–G. Ambrose