-Slugs
-Dogs in purses. Also, their owners.
-Sloths, only so that 12-year-olds will shut up about them.
-That turkey that bit me one time at the fair.
-Giant squids. Now that it’s officially an actual thing, we don’t care anymore. How about Giant Beyonce instead? Even just Giant Solange?
-Slugs.
-Bats, because their penises are lined with spines and that seems problematic to me.
-Caterpillars… It just kind of makes me insecure that they can have this marvelous transformation from fat, ugly blob to beautiful member of society while I’ve lived in a cocoon for years and have yet to see it happen to myself. It’s unfair and they should die.
-Those lame fish that only feed off sharks because honestly that’s pathetic AF.
-All 101 Dalmatians #TeamCruella
–A. Corcoran
