Batman traded in the Batmobile for a Honda in the
Cash-4-Clunkers program
Jeff Bezos bought The Daily Planet; Clark Kent is
taking time off from fighting crime to develop
Amazon’s new Same Day delivery program
The Green Hornet can’t afford good weed
Wonder Woman is moonlighting as a dominatrix, rated
#1 on the internet for her lasso work
That’s not a Spiderman impersonator on Hollywood
Boulevard…
Captain America believes that those communists might
be onto something, actually
Ironman is on the lam after “accidentally” chucking a
few Occupiers protesting outside his company
Thor drinks Natty Light instead of Valhalla Mead
Robin got a gig at the Y teaching a class called “How to
deal with personal mediocrity”
The Justice League killed Aquaman to avoid paying
severance packages
Lady Gaga is no longer considered a superwoman/
musician
Lex Luthor is doing really well, actually—he just bought
a new yacht with his bailout money
—H. Schneider
