-Typing in the wrong passcode on his iPhone too many times and locking it for an hour
-Morally gray areas
-Dat ass
-The primal urge to listen to punk rock while burning things
-The downfall of print media
-White guilt
-Film noir
-The supreme power of the feminist movement
-A class in astronomy and the resulting identity crisis
-Lead underwear
-A fearsome hand sanitizer addiction
-When Lois is in the mood but it’s a solar eclipse
-The flood of emotions associated with the classic song “Kryptonite” by 3 Doors Down
-Actual kryptonite

—A. Ringlein

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