Dear turtle that I just ran over,
Why did you have to be crossing the street then!?
O, cruel world! You must have been such a noble creature.
—A man who actually just ran over Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-KY
Dear turtle that I just ran over,
Why did you have to be crossing the street then!?
O, cruel world! You must have been such a noble creature.
—A man who actually just ran over Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-KY
