Dear Dean Jonathan Holloway,
So they say you go by “Dr. J.” But
have you tried “J. Ho”?
—Peter Salovey

Dear President Salovey,
You nailed it. So hard in fact
that I’ve got one for you, too. As an
indispensable friend to Richard Levin,
did you ever consider “Dick’s righthand
man”?
—Dean Holloway