What Scares Me?

Things I’m Scared Of

Bird

Birds

Small birds

Small birds perched on things 

Small birds perched on big things 

Small birds perched on big things inside rooms 

Small birds perched on big things inside small rooms

Small birds perched on big things inside small, dark rooms 

Prolonged eye contact

Things I’m Even More Scared Of 

1. Lists
2. Repeating jokes one too many times
3. Chronologically ordered numbers 
4. Repeating jokes, one too many time. 
5. Incorrect punctuation: 
6. Being bold and brave

–D. Kothari