Things I’m Scared Of
Bird
Birds
Small birds
Small birds perched on things
Small birds perched on big things
Small birds perched on big things inside rooms
Small birds perched on big things inside small rooms
Small birds perched on big things inside small, dark rooms
Prolonged eye contact
Things I’m Even More Scared Of
- Lists
- Repeating jokes one too many times
- Chronologically ordered numbers
- Repeating jokes, one too many time.
- Incorrect punctuation:
- Being bold and brave
–D. Kothari
